" You dont know Jack ......"

hello ladies and gentleman, I just came across this article and thought i'd share it... I found it to be a mind twister, briliant, and rrrrrrrrealy funny!
(p.s. Read at your own risk. There is some mild swearing involved.)


"The complete history of Jack Schitt"

Who is Jack Schitt you ask?

Many ppl are at a lose for a response.
When someone sais "you dont know jack schitt", now you can intellectualy handle the situation.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children:
Hollie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and Dip Schitt.

Againts her parents wishes Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After fiftien yrs of marriege Jack and Noe Schitt got divorced.

Noe schitt later married Mr. Sherlock.
Because the kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a nervous son Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood, and subsequently married the Happens sisters in a duel ceremony.
the newspaper announced the Schitt-Hapens wedding.

The schitt-happens children are:
Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world and recently returned home from italy with his bride Pisa Schitt.

Now..when someone sais "you dont know jack schitt.." you can correct them..

Ha Ha!